What I want

Please send me: very smart, whimsical, delicious mind, responsible, tall but not too tall, soft hair, loves small animals, wants to dance, goes on adventures just because, well traveled, looks good on paper, remembers his dreams, avid internet user, falls asleep holding hands, knows the lyrics to his favourite songs, funny as fuck, knows how to cook, can play an instrument, reads blogs, loves his mom, is a man not a dick, rides a bike, knows what it means to chill the fuck out, but also knows what it means to keep with the schedule, is never bored at parties, open to new ideas but stands by his old ones, knows how to draw, has a good laugh, not allergic to cats, is never purposely unkind, loves beach, looks at me and makes me feel infinite, is passionate about something, understands good photography, is competitive like crazy, says my name in just the right way, wants to get to know my family, doesn't mind walking in the rain, is good at kissing, knows how to take control but isn't a control freak, is my best friend but has other best friends, gregarious, doesn't need positive re-enforcement, reassures me by act, understands the art of storytelling, likes wanton, always knows where north is, owns a tasteful ipod, makes awesome mix CDs, not needy, has a good job, knows how to read a fucking map n likes reading a map, has friends who would do anything for him, wakes me up in the mornings, has a good grasp of the english and chinese language, n maybe german, loves my friends, writes funny stories, knows when to be aggressive, has good cadence, writes a good email, playful like monkeys, makes me smile from the heart and laugh out loud, does good impressions, keeps his word, cares about other people's feelings, reads books i actually care about, has no inner monologue, tells me secrets, is good at love.
it's not much, right? I doubt if I can put all these in a dating profile.